Look, I’ve Had It
Let me tell you something, folks. I’ve been in this e-commerce game since before it was cool. Back in ’99, when I was working at that tiny shop in Seattle with Marcus—let’s call him Marcus because his name was actually Steve and I don’t want to get sued—I saw the birth of online shopping. We sold… well, honestly, I don’t even remember what we sold. Doesn’t matter. What matters is that I’ve seen it all.
And most of the advice out there? It’s completley useless. You know why? Because it’s written by people who’ve never actually run an online store. They just regurgitate the same old crap they read somewhere else. So today, I’m gonna set the record straight. This is gonna be messy. It’s gonna be opinionated. And if you’re looking for some polished, corporate-friendly guide, well, you’re in the wrong place.
First Off, Forget About ‘The Algorithm’
Oh, for crying out loud. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard people talk about ‘the algorithm’ like it’s some magical creature that controls our fate. Newsflash: it’s just code. It’s not out to get you. It’s not playing favorites. It’s just doing its thing.
I remember this one time, about three months ago, I was at a conference in Austin. Some ‘expert’ was up on stage talking about how to ‘game the algorithm.’ I mean, come on. It’s not a casino. You can’t ‘game’ it. You just gotta do the work. Provide value. Treat your customers right. The rest will follow.
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The Myth of the Perfect Product Page
Oh, and another thing. Perfect product pages? Please. I’ve seen so many ‘experts’ tell you that you need this many pixels, that color scheme, exactly 17 bullet points. Honestly, it’s ridiculous. You know what works? Good photos. Clear descriptions. And, you know, actually having a product that people want to buy.
I had this friend, let’s call her Linda. Linda ran a little online boutique. She had the most beautiful product pages you’ve ever seen. But she didn’t sell a damn thing. Why? Because her products were overpriced and nobody wanted them. It’s not about the page. It’s about the product.
And don’t even get me started on the whole ‘mobile-first’ thing. Yeah, yeah, I know. Mobile is important. But if your product is crap, it doesn’t matter if it looks good on a tiny screen. People aren’t gonna buy it. Period.
Customer Service: The Forgotten Hero
You know what actually makes a difference? Customer service. But nobody wants to talk about that because it’s hard. It’s messy. It’s not as glamorous as ‘growth hacking’ or whatever the hell they’re calling it these days.
I had a colleague named Dave. Dave ran an online store selling, get this, custom dog bandanas. I know, I know. But hear me out. Dave was killing it. Why? Because he was great at customer service. He responded to every email. He solved every problem. He made his customers feel like they mattered. And you know what? His customers loved him. They told their friends. They came back. They bought more bandanas. It’s simple, but it works.
But no, everybody’s too busy chasing the next shiny object. ‘Oh, we need to be on TikTok now.’ ‘We need to do influencer marketing.’ ‘We need to…’ Blah blah blah. Just take care of your customers. That’s all you need to do.
A Quick Rant About Reviews
Oh, and reviews. Don’t even get me started on reviews. You know what’s funny? People think they can just buy reviews. They think they can game the system. And you know what? Maybe you can. For a little while. But then what? Then you’ve got a bunch of fake reviews and no actual customers. Congratulations.
I had this conversation with a friend last Tuesday. She was all, ‘You gotta get those reviews, girl!’ And I was like, ‘Yeah, but not like that.’ You gotta earn your reviews. You gotta provide a product and a service that’s so good people can’t help but leave a review. It’s not a shortcut. It’s not a hack. It’s just good business.
And while we’re on the subject, let me tell you about this one time I bought something online. The product was fine, I guess. But the customer service was a nightmare. I tried to leave a review, but the site made it so complicated. I gave up. And you know what? I’ll never buy from them again. So yeah, reviews matter. But not like that.
Just… Be Real, Okay?
Look, I don’t have all the answers. I’m not some guru. I’m just a guy who’s been around the block a few times. And what I’ve learned is that most of the advice out there is just noise. It’s people trying to sell you something. It’s people trying to sound smart. It’s people who have no idea what they’re talking about.
So here’s my advice: just be real. Be honest. Provide a good product. Take care of your customers. And for the love of god, stop chasing ‘the algorithm.’ It’s not going to make you rich. It’s not going to solve all your problems. It’s just code. Be better than that.
Anyway, that’s enough from me. I’m gonna go have a drink. Maybe watch some TV. You know, live a little. You should try it sometime.
About the Author: I’m Sarah, a senior magazine editor with more years in the game than I care to admit. I’ve seen it all, done it all, and have the caffeine addiction to prove it. I write about e-commerce because, frankly, someone has to keep these folks honest. When I’m not editing or ranting about algorithms, you can find me arguing with Siri or trying to teach my cat to fetch. (The cat’s not having it.)
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